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cereal marathon 

A cereal marathon is when you keep refilling your bowl of cereal while not refilling the milk. Being careful to strain out the milk before each bite so you can keep going as long as you can.
Guy 1: "Dude I've had like 5 bowls of cereal and I've only filled the milk once."

Guy 2: "that's great man...so can you come out to the bar for my birthday party?"
Guy 1: "No sorry I can't. I'm doing a cereal marathon tonight, gotta keep this baby going"
cereal marathon by rterrana691 April 11, 2014
Toad like appearance, facial features close to those of a old hairy sumo wrestler's genitilia. Wear's clothes generally bought from Coles. Has trouble walking because of excess fat held on her thighs and kankles. Like's to molest smaller children for her own pleasure. Munts with her asian women prostitute on a regular basis
I am your English teacher and you will sit in my English class and watch my vagina

Bok Choi shall we go to the cemetary now or later?

T-Dog touched my mum genetalia at my parent teacher meeting
T-dog by Bokk Choii June 4, 2009

Doggappointment 

When a group of aroused men respond to a dogging ad only to turn up at a pre-arranged location and discover there are multiple men and no lady
The doggappointment was obvious on Ralph's face
Doggappointment by Nicotharappist October 9, 2022
It originally started as a variation of cry. We'd used it whenever we'd boast about our team to a fan of another team. It is commonly used as "go cry about it, bitch"

Now we just throw it around everywhere. It still has its main roots, but we just throw it in at the end of every sentence.

Also, "ya cree" and "nah cree" are very common.
"We got Johan Santana cree."
cree by Gmags February 22, 2008

Phwoarsome 

Adj. Expression off gleeful delite. Response to a moment or act of aceness. Can be used to describe a beyond hot person.
"My God i saw this phwoarsome lamb yesterday so i decided to shove it in my mouth" ..."fuck yeah thats phwoarsome"
Phwoarsome by Ross Teperek May 10, 2005

porqueno 

Questionably small
Why are you so porqueno

jiwon kim 

A dude who likes to date girls and he is hot and amazing for being a sex god. Likes to do sports
jiwon kim by kililm October 14, 2019
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