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honest work 

Work that provides a living. Working 40 hours a week in an honest job pays for the following: Food, a path to pay for a house, hygiene and necessities, vehicular transportation, money to cover that insurance, health insurance and Dental are the basic standards of honest work. Dedicating your body to another's profit should never be rewarded with struggling. If your job doesn't cover the sentence you are an expendable slave. Nothing more, nothing less.
"If America was so fucking star spangled awesome then why can't they take care of their people?" Johnny asked his Dad

"Well Johnny, America is the biggest bully on the playground. The biggest bully bows to nobody, and lies to himself about his problems. Bullies like exercising their power so how do they keep it? They starve their young population into believing the only honest work left is to be a soldier by taking away all of the honest work."

"But Dad how do you beat the bully? There has to be a way for people to have honest work without being a soldier."

"You don't son. The bully has to come to terms with himself and admit his problems, or you team up with everyone else on the playground to take him down. The fun part about that is beating up the bully IS HONEST WORK!"
honest work by Honest Jack August 2, 2016

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Kingdom=king
Phylum=Phillp
Class=Comes
Order=Over
Family=For
Genus=Good
Species=Sex
K-P-C-O-F-G-S is classification it is used in science or biology for the Five Kingdoms.
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by mjack112 June 6, 2008

Titanic code 

An implementation of programming which collapses on its first run, in the same way as the Titanic.
The Titanic worked well.
Shame about the fucking iceberg though.

That's Titanic code, you know it'll fall apart in testing?!
Titanic code by Crazy Coder June 10, 2008
Just a plain out douche, a huge liar and goes for the "richer" girls.
"See that santi over there"

"yeah what a douche"
Santi by Dank overlord March 9, 2017
To be really messed up either drunk, high, hungover, coming down or sore. Worse then being fucked.
" i just ate a handful of bath salts i'm fully Narkled hey......i just ate my sisters buggie"
Narkled by roundeye211083 June 23, 2014

Alcoholism 

Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.
Doug: Where's Zach?

Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.

Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.

Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.
Alcoholism by Zebo_4sho July 4, 2009

Brooklyn Decker 

An incredibly beautiful swimsuit model. She graces the cover of Sports Illustrated's "Swimsuit Edition" for 2010.
Guy #1 - "Who is Brooklyn Decker?"
Guy #2 - "She is Andy Roddick's future ex-wife."
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