Trail
Twat (noun)
A fearless, slightly feral horse girl who prioritizes trail rides, good friends, and questionable decisions over societal expectations. Often identified by her Crocs, a hard seltzer in hand, and an uncanny ability to turn a simple trail ride into a story that starts with "so there I was..."
Trail Twats are known for supporting other women, loving their horses like family, laughing at themselves, and creating
chaos wherever a group ride occurs. Despite what the
name may suggest, being called a Trail
Twat is considered a badge of
honor earned through dirt, determination, and a complete disregard for looking classy.