Giselle

She is the best friend and will prove you wrong time and time again. She always knows what's best and will keep loving you no matter what. She will never let you go and you can NEVER get bored of her! They are gorgeous and have a heart of gold and will always look out for you

Is that a Giselle?
Yeah, she's the best!

Giselle by Malecbooklover1211 October 4, 2020

carmelo

a nice guy who is a great boyfriend and he helps out friends in need

carmelo is the best

carmelo by what the problem March 22, 2022

Pterodactyl

Cougars are for the milf, puma is for the Gilf, and Pterodactyl is for the 65+ woman who dates the 20 year old men.

Did you see Tim and the Pterodactyl he’s with? Totally wanting that inheritance.

Pterodactyl by Sleazy Martini June 18, 2021

Mud Mine

When you give anal to someone with diarrhea and they shit on you.

"Hey dude, did you fuck Lexi last night?"
"Yeah, but she was sick. I hit her mud mine."

Mud Mine by Toopid Hoomar August 15, 2016

Swanton

The kind of town where everyone knows everyone. Consists of a school, a Kroger, The Honey Bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. Everything else is houses. Although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. Swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of July. Oh, and people like to party in Swanton. A lot.

'Let's get drunk after school with the Swanton kids.'

'But it's only Tuesday!'

'What's your point?'

Swanton by Katelyn F June 13, 2008

Theoretically cute

When a chick looks good from far away or at a glance, but then the sad reality becomes clear that they are as ugly as the north-bound end of a south-bound horse when approached or when a better view is available. Also, cute in theory

Example 1
Dude: Bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just passed us? I missed her.

Bro: Yeah dude, don't worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.

Example 2
Bro: Holy crap dude, you didn't tell me you had a sexy-ass neighbour!

Dude: Yeah cus she's just cute in theory

Theoretically cute by Simian Infernus January 18, 2011

brooke myself

the act of fucking yourself...but censored

"i brooke myself allllllllllll the time."

"every time i brooke myself, someone catches me!"

brooke myself by b-rock26 October 10, 2008

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