A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.
Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.
lingo. t for the. b for bestest. f for friend. i for in. t for the. w for whole. w for wide. w for world. put it together and you get the the bestest friend id the whole wide world