Trauma occurring in blatantly suburban things, ex: drunk parent at soccer practice. Often further developed by gaslighting because it’s not gang violence or it “could be worse.” Commonly in relation with parents, substance abuse, and the legal system. Additionally kids are often in denial or extremely defensive when someone brings up how that thing or event wasn’t normal.
A: “Remember that time dad drunk drove to your soccer game and got into a screaming match with grandma?”
B: “Yeah we’ve got that suburban-trauma…”
An absolutely gorgeous girl who is loyal to her friends and family. Obssessed with online games that end up le. Loooooves to guess flags and extremely good at it. She is soooo hot with her sparkling blue eyes that makes you want to drown in them. She will be by your side, unless you fall over which is when she will laugh, but other than she will love you endlessly once you earn her trust.
I LOVE YOU ALISHEY
oh my god that’s Alishey, once you become friends with her, she ain’t leavin bruh
Lindas, also known as Brendas, Sheryls, or any other stereotypical white name, are what people like to call white Christian moms who brag about their kids and get salty about places not having enough vegan options.
To talk someone out of something. Make it seem like it's what THEY wanted. To manipulate & deceive for own personal gain.
Female: Ha i just played this dude that think he a pussy finesser
Girl: Omg girl watchu do?
Female: Tricked him into sexting me then sent the screenshots to his girl that's pregnant.
Girl: Damn treated!!
Female: Finessin his tears baby girl!! Child support for the next 18 years lmao. Trick ain't get no pussy from me hannnnn
An art prize for artists too obscure and ludicrous for even the Turner Prize. Entrants for the Briggsy Prize have included a lamb chop stuffed inside a small child's mitten, the word "talent" written on an Etch-a-sketch and a Christmas card torn in half next to a copy of the Scunthorpe Yellow Pages.
Art critic: What piece are you currently working on?
Artist: I've got a polystyrene box which I've painted purple and filled with baked apples. It represents the pain and despair of missing a phone call when you're in the shower.
Art critic: Should make the shortlist for the Briggsy Prize.