Someone who is obsessed with Dave Matthews and/or the Dave Matthews Band.

Stupidgasm
/noun/

A sudden, involuntary cognitive-dissonant reaction when someone is presented with a truth that directly contradicts their existing beliefs, identity, or worldview. The body and mind experience a brief, intense emotional overload — usually manifesting as a defensive outburst, scoffing, name-calling, denial, sarcasm, or physical discomfort (face-palm, eye-roll, sudden anger, nervous laughter, or literal “brain freeze”). It’s the ego’s emergency orgasm of stupidity: a short-circuiting pleasure-pain response designed to eject the uncomfortable truth before it can be processed.Classic SymptomsImmediate redirection (“That’s not what I meant!”)
Attack the messenger (“You’re just a troll / conspiracy nut / elitist”)
Emotional escalation (sudden rage or fake laughter to mask panic)
Doubling down (“Actually, that proves my point even more”)
Physical tells (flushed face, fidgeting, looking away)

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.

a talking pig hand puppet that comes to life when attached to a hand to receive energy from. overly friendly, sensitive, and talks in a funny voice. friends with wolfie. used to have a non-aired non-filmed television show where piggy and wolfie wake people up.

a form of exclaimation usually used by the incurably white. Its origins can be found in the exclaimation "Cracker, please!" often uttered by people of another race. Usually people who use crackapleez think they're black.

One who has this last name should be fucked eternaly by Angelina Jolie