keaton speirs

The coolest Canadian Youtuber in existence, this guy (also known as speirstheamazinghd on Youtube) says pointless quotes such as 'ya dingus' and 'that shit'll buff out'. he is also quite into cars, as he owns a 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat!

Kid #1: 'Have you heard of Keaton Speirs!?'

Kid #2: 'HeLl YeAh BiTcH!'

keaton speirs by NiKkCrOmPtOnCaNrAp October 5, 2017

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Sexual Positions

Stupid pronunciation from sex positions, Sexposition.
read that by your self. Those are more than enough definition Dumb Ass

M: What kind of Sexual Positions do you have? I want it all

W: 69,miss,69 standing,doggy,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar.

Sexual Positions by Quietzzz August 1, 2012

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emotional hook

A hookup that actually has real emotion behind it. Not a drunk hookup or a random hookup with someone you've gone on a few dates with that you feel lukewarm about. A hookup with someone you really like. You can usually tell if it's an emotional hook if you don't want them to leave after hooking up.

Ryan: "So, how was it last night?"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"

emotional hook by BrysonStrong August 3, 2023

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batsquirt

Bat dung; a term for breaking the balls of a friend

My god dude, you smell like batsquirt!

batsquirt by Heckler1 February 15, 2006

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Brunejuice

A substance that cures everything such as rashes, the HIV virus, blindness, deafness, a stuffy nose, cold sore, V.D., constipation, etc. To acquire this substance you must look for the animal known as Bruno. They are very smelly. BE CAREFUL.

I had herpes yesterday and then i swallowed a mere squirt of brunejuice and I can have sex again!

Brunejuice by MEGA-slut February 1, 2009