A variation of FIGMO with the word "you" inserted (see definition #1, above).

A twinky winky whore boy who looks like hiccup from how to train your dragon and shaggy from scooby doo

A life-changing event that usually happens when a young boy watches a movie, sees an attractive actress for the first time, and suddenly realizes: “Wait a damn minute…”

From that point forward, his brain chemistry is permanently altered.

Symptoms include:

-Fixing hair for no reason
-Suddenly wanting muscles
-Acting mysterious in public
-Discovering cologne
-Pretending to understand love songs
-Getting his first gym membership after one heartbreak

Scientists still don’t fully understand the phenomenon.

A measure of spread in A level maths. Given in units squared, whether they make sense or not, and not actually a measure of anything useful whatsoever. The only thing you can do with it is square root it to find the standard deviation which is vaguely more relevent, which you might as well have found in the first place.

To knowingly restate an absurd comment

Another word for jerking off