The Utahn Pipe Bomb is a sex act in which the male, over the course of multiple days, consumes a massive amount of calories while also holding in their fecal release. at the end of the days, the male will then find a female, pull his pants down, and shit all over her. this is usually done to random women, but some women will in fact agree to this.
1. By-word for a puppet of major manufacturing conglomerates (see puppet)
2. Fucking dumbarse (dumbass in American English)
3. Pubic hair (see pubes)
4. A person that must make money at all costs
Amongst his glorious achievments, this "President" has lowered the average mpg (miles per gallon) figures for ALL cars sold in America, BLOCKED a bill that would have LOWERED arsenic levels in American drinking water, and COMMITTED MASS GENOCIDE. But at least he made a tidy sum out of it all.