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A high grade of marijuana that gets you to the point of being "juned"(stoned)
Person 1: I got some freakin nuts junis this weekend and i was more gassed than the jews
Junis by GPYBOI May 24, 2018

square business 

1.I just fucked monique

2.No u didnt fool.

3.Square business.
square business by A-loc March 17, 2007
Salmond stands for the person in the crowed that no one notices until they do something outlandish. They usually try to become the center of attention whether they like it or not. The word originated from Salmon which is close to the type of fish so calling someone a Salmond (SAL-mond) can mean that they like to swim or that they just rock out all the time. Personal prefderance applied.
Dude! That kid is like Salmond! He can swim ALL day!
Salmond by thatguy2088 October 24, 2009

Nice Person 

when you think some one is cool as a friend or to hang around. but you do not find them sexually attractive.
Bob: hey I saw you had a new girl named renae at your work? I seen her from a distance walking into you office. is she hot up close?

Rob: Let's just say shes a nice person....

Bob: ohhh so she is actually kind of cool to be around and shes nice and stuff but you'd never bump uglies with her coz she isnt the best looker?

Rob: thats exactly what I mean Bob. you hit the nail on the head buddy. I wouldnt engage in anything more serious than a casual joke or chate with Renae.

Bob: Well fair enough Rob some people like different things!!

Rob: What are you trying to say shes attractive!?!?

Bob: No that isnt what I meant... I mean I guess I wouldn't say no if she was laying there with her legs spread all over the place?.... you know?

Rob: no I don't fucking know asshole, she is just a nice person! thats all she will ever be! you fucking dipshit! shes a NICE PERSON! you wouldn't touch her even if she did have her cunt lips spread for you to insert your penis into!

Bob: well i donno Bob. I guess you could be right. she isnt that attractive maybe.

Rob: no she isnt you fucking ballbag piece of shit! get away from me before i throw this handfull of smashed assholes at you. get fucked!

Bob: man why do you have to be so violent. your always getting so worked up and angry at me. what is a handful of smashed ass holes anyway?

Rob: yeah sorry man I know. i have this fucked up disease where I chuck the shits for no reason.

Bob: So you gonna introduce me to that new bird or what?

Rob: get fucked you stupid cunt. go and do a summersault through the air and dissapear up your own asshole.
Nice Person by Jads September 29, 2008
omg that boy is a real aldino
Aldino by ongas January 12, 2023

Hobbit style 

Sexual position like reverse rodeo but faster.
Boy "hey baby want to do it hobbit style"
Girl "no...stop doing me"
Hobbit style by cholcomb October 10, 2005
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