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Reba always gets tired of Joe's bullshit, so they tend to get in a spiffle very often
Spiffle by bfastislove December 11, 2023

Untimely 

Disrespectful of time (people's time, time in general)
She is s always late; she better stop being untimely when she starts her new job.
Untimely by Beshax October 29, 2007

Wi-gration 

The act of wandering from spot to spot in search of WiFi (or an improved WiFi connection). People in the process of Wi-gration can be seen stalking through coffee shops, malls and other public spaces while staring intently at their electronic devices for evidence of connectivity.
When word got around that the connection seemed to get stronger beyond Gate 32B, there was a mass Wi-gration through the terminal.
Wi-gration by Anna LeStache January 21, 2013

Dinklage 

The measure of the weight of a man's scrotum. (Pronounciation: "deenk-lij")
-In the blue corner, weighing in at two hundred and thirteen dinklages - MAN-DINGOOOO.

-Man, that girl ain't gon' look at you, you don't got enough dinklage.

-Peter Dinklage has too much dinklage.
Dinklage by NotPeterDinklage April 15, 2014
Dismissing a boy in a really humiliating way.
Have you seen that person down there? They look like a bum. Y'know what Barry? Boy bye
Boy Bye by MJ_KN1GHT September 20, 2019

muffosaur 

(noun): a woman whose snatch dates back to the prehistoric age. In fact, most historians suggest that with the proper inspection primative drawings can be found on a muffosaur. Duely noted, the clitoris is usually petrified. Therefore, it would be nearly impossible to "get it wet".
Otter: How was your smash session last night?
Evan: Not a smash session, more like an archaelogical dig, that bitch was a muffosaur!
Otter: Tiiiiiiiiits!
muffosaur by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008