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A girl, a ninja, an angel. The epitome of personal attributes. A mate for jamming, grinding out homework, racing, and life. She'll dance in the rain, run in the rain, or literally just lay down in the grass in the rain. She is a sunflower, opening her petals to wherever the sun may shine. She looks for happiness, but does not deny sadness. She is a light to her family, a blessing to her friends, and a gift for the world. She is an icon of beauty, health, intellect, humor, and style. If you are lucky enough to be blessed by God Himself with her, do not ever let her go.
God making Slau: "Okay so you know all the good qualities I've ever created?"
Angel: "Yeah..."
God: "Get this... I'm gonna put them all in one girl"
Angel: "But...but howwwwwwww"
God: "Just watch"

*17 Years Later*

Angel, watching Slau.: "Wow. She's one of the good ones"
God: "Told you"
Slau. by katleighh13 September 16, 2018

Stitch Cake 

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
Stitch Cake by heccboi April 20, 2021

pee pauser 

A person who is able to ignore even the strongest urge to pee, if he happens to be engaged in playing a video game at the moment.
Oh, man, Darrell is such a pee pauser...do you know he sat down in front of his X-Box for ten hours straight, never once got up to go to the bathroom?
pee pauser by Kalisiin September 26, 2010

Bradley MS 

A school full of wave riders and fake people. If anyone you know goes to Bradley, don’t let them see your fit, or they’ll ride your wave.
So this girl from bradley MS...
Stop right there.
Bradley MS by big dad;) April 2, 2019
That girl is a funt
Funt by mike the dog March 5, 2009

Tinkletown, The Tinkler, Tink Tink 

Another term for the toilet or the bathroom.
Person 1: Im'a go and use Tinkletown.
Person 2: Yeah me too, I haven't used the shitter since this morning!

OR

Person 1: I'll catch up to you guys later I need to take a Tink Tink.

Tinkletown, The Tinkler, Tink Tink

wall Banger 

A person who bangs on walls making u to stay awake all night
My neighbor kept banging on my walls keeping me awake we should call him the wall Banger
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