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Gilbert Blythe

Basically the more modern version of Mr. Darcy. You can do the multiplication table by his freckles, and he has curly brown hair and hazel eyes that match perfectly with his roguish grin. If you ever find a Gilbert Blythe, you need to keep him before he gets away. He's the epitome of perfection.
Me: "Have you seen the new Gilbert Blythe at school?"
Anne Shirley: "Who?"

klatrefot 

The most annoying and ridiculously stupid human to ever exist. He is white. He is klatrefot. Bodil is better in every way. Klatrefot is also wanted in 34 countries for choosing chile in supremecy 1914
I definitely prefer Bodil over Klatrefot

Forstater 

noun, verb: A person over-confident in their entirely incorrect understanding of the law, or behaving like such a person.
"She got pulled over, and tried to forstater the cop, but he was having none of it."

like snakes on easter

used to assure that something is about to be done. Generally considered to be a Giraffe quotation.
"That Giraffe is on it like snakes on easter."
dictator of the berrystead
where is fonty
fonty by anonymous February 1, 2021
A monster that hides in your sheets and drags you under while you are sleeping
The ploopie dragged the little girl underneath her sheets
ploopie by hfioahdga April 15, 2020
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