December 16th is Weeb Day. You must spend the day watching anime. If you yourself are not a weeb, then you must have a weeb friend suggest an anime. You can't not participate in it, as in doing so will deem you homosexual.

Fashinkski is a synonym for chill. an adjective used to describe something that you think is very cool.

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fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

A butthole or anus

When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.