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cybersex 

What 40yr old males who live with their mothers do. Internet version of Phone Sex.
It is also done by preteen 6yrold boys who havent had their Balls drop yet.
Cybersex is gay
cybersex by Fury1671 December 11, 2003

turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine
Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.
turd machine by large anal beads November 10, 2013
Beautiful; amazing; Rich; sexy; lovely kind and energetic girl so sweet and is a popular name in Ghana.Great in bed .
I love this pokua
pokua by Princess ojikie June 9, 2016

Zampogna 

A type of Southern Italian bagpipe. They have two chanters and typically have 2-3 drone pipes. They come in various sizes in order to play different pitches and keys. Generally the sac is made from an entire goat skin. They are associated with Christmas and other religious festivals and are an important element of Italian folk music. Also see Ciaramedda.
Most Americans are unaware of the Italian Zampogna and think that the only bagpipes that exist are those from Scotland and Ireland.
Zampogna by DavideKC November 27, 2007

Heavy Metal 

take the skill of classical, the creativity of jazz, the feel of blues, the intensity of rock....multiply all of that by 100 and its metal
poison - every rose has its thorn
Heavy Metal by deepness November 18, 2003

Monster in law 

A clingy and possessive mother or father in law who tries to interfere with son/daughters relationship. They will take any measure, most common is manipulation, to turn their son or daughter against their own partner. Monster in laws say things behind your back, will blame every problem on you, will purposely try to get your angry and will try to make you feel uncomfortable. Their behaviour is usually triggered when they feel like they're losing their "baby" and will do anything to prevent them from leaving home or moving in with somebody else.
Mother (monster in law): Let's buy a car together! Lets save up, both you and I. I'll sell my ___ for it that way we will both have a car we can use together. We should redecorate your room too. Does that sound good Sweety? That would be so good for us.

*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table
Monster in law by ExperiencedVictim September 25, 2013
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