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Urban Dictionary

Grats Mobile 

1. A figurative vehicle one "rides on" after doing something "1337". This word is often preceded by the phrase "take a ride on (the)". "Grats Mobile" is also used frequently in a sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone who claims to have accomplished something great, but in actually has accomplished nothing noteworthy.


2. A vehicle that is so dilapidated and/or fugly that it is funny.
Noobhata: LOLZ i pwned that nublar!1! roflcakes!!11!!!1!

Pureownaged00d: Take a ride on the Grats Mobile,loser. That took no skill!
Grats Mobile by MattW August 27, 2005

National boys do what they want month 

January is the month where every guy gets to do everything he wants with a girl and the girl have to let him.
Her: hey! Why did u put ur hand on my pussy

Him: it's national boys do what they want month I'm allowed

Her: oh, okay! Why didn't u say that before?

little robbie 

A man, with a small penis and a large ball sack who can only produce girls when breeding. Usually cops named Robert.
Look at my bro over their with all his daughters. He’s a real Little Robbie!
little robbie by ballzachemerson November 24, 2018

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey 

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators
The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.
a small skanky nip that has one vaginal lip larger then the other
ewww....that girl is a nhung fo sure
nhung by betty crocker October 12, 2003

dun-goofed 

so, when you dun goof, you screw up in a REALLY BAD way, like getting caught with your gf/bf under the stairwell, or blowing up a gas can thinking it was empty
you just dun-goofed REAL bad timmy!
dun-goofed by ConorMackGeGoryator November 23, 2018
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