Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

Wet slide, chronic excuse by Jackadave January 1, 2011

wiener triplets

When she takes it in all 3 holes from 3 different guys at the same time, these men are now wiener triplets. Sort of like Wiener Twins but with one more guy.

The men in question: Well she was a lot of fun, I guess this makes us wiener triplets.

wiener triplets by Alexander T. Morgan January 2, 2016

Houston Calls

A powerpop band from the kickass state of new jersey as in Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Currently signed to Drive-Thru Records. And one of my favorite bands of all time :D

* Thomas "Chitty" Keiger – vocals, guitar
* Jose Lopez — guitar, backup vocals
* Ryohei Richard "Okie" Okamoto – keyboards, backup vocals
* Jarrett Seltzer – bass
* Joshua Michael Grigsby – drums

Former members
* Tommie Clayton – drums
* Kenny Ryan – guitar

i commented houston calls on their myspace and they commented back!

Houston Calls by make.a.wish March 15, 2008

bottom

a guy named dale or tony. usually preferring to be on all 4s or knees.

dale, why are you such a bottom?

tony, why do you try to be a top when you are forever bottom?

bottom by Always top October 7, 2025

juni

a small dick/penis/wingwang/magic stick

I accidentally saw Armando in the showers, and damn he has a juni.

juni by Jerius King February 23, 2008

asiawejaa

The coolest bitch there is alive!

Asiawejaa the baddest bitch out here.

asiawejaa by Asiajanyaa November 20, 2023

minnesota pancakes

the act of vomiting, ejaculating, urinating, excreting and spitting onto a womans chest, before then allowing her to ejaculate, urinate, defocate, vomit, spit and menstruate onto you chest then having sex, spreading the disgusting mixture all over akin to syrup in a pancake

also known as minnesota flapjacks and minnesota ice cream sandwitch

guy 1-i gave my girlfriend minnesota pancakes last night
guy 2-whats minnesota
guy 1-who cares i shit on her
(guy 2 leaves)

minnesota pancakes by Evchod December 31, 2010

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