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Fuckwitism

There's no cure for fuckwitism
There's no cure for fuckwitism
Fuckwitism by Markcheezydouglas February 22, 2026

Nookie Duster

Synonymous with cookie duster, defined as a mustache so glorious in thickness and appearance that seems ideal to gingerly brush upon the pelvic area of members of the female persuasion's genitalia during cunnilingus, almost like that of the dusting motion of a domestic cleaning instrument. Most women prefer to have men with "nookie duster" type mustaches to do work on the lady bits due to the extra stimulation that the hair follicles create. Weaker mustaches tend to poke and cause displease to the fairer sex's south mouth. Some glorious examples of Nookie Dusters throughout history are as follows: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wiford Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ron Swanson from NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation.
Rachael: " So how was your date last night Carrie?"

Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"

Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"
Nookie Duster by Kenny Bixxx May 17, 2013

Concrafter 

Concrafter is a German YouTuber also known as Luca/Luz/Dumm. He often talks about other YouTubers, his ukulele Ukuleli and his dog Balou, as well as his bottle of water Vittello. He has 2.2 million subscribers (as of January 3rd 2017) and a super dumb shop (luca-shop.de) which he also likes to promote on his channel regularly. He can be associated with gaming, comedy and his friends (no idea why he actually has some) such as Max and Seppel. Other than that, he is a student at a University and graduates this year.
Concrafter is stupid.
Concrafter has a big penis.

Concrafter loves Max. #MAUZ
Concrafter by julizzleyournizzle January 2, 2017

flermegir 

flermegir is a very delicant way of describing a big ol dick.
that guy has a very nice flermegir.
flermegir by SchematicPie December 1, 2021

teenager 

teenagers are someone between the ages of 13 and 20, roughly. not all teenagers are bad, sure some of us are idiots, we simply have alot more to life than we think and some of us are misunderstood, and with all these jackass middle age adults complaining about teenagers because they cant tell the difference between real music and monkey screeching, life is harder for us. Some of us will get somewhere in life if we wake up soon enough to realise whats going on around us
all u shitbags online posting bad defs about how teenagers are terrible are probably just 40 50 heck maybe even 70 year old grannys cause you hate the youth cause ur a douche,
teenager by bob mckob January 8, 2008

little demon 

Completely opposite of a little doll.

She’s that bad girl that is an absolute freak in the sheets.

Infatuated with a strong desire to suck you off anywhere.

At the same time, rebellious, careless of public opinions, independent, and absolutely intriguing from a male perspective when she’s content with the current relationship status.

These little demons are not crazy girls that fuck like champs. They may have a factor of daddy problems that root their desires. They have the need to have a superior lead the way. Also known as a devil daddy.

However, proceed with caution. If you can not handle these little demons they will eat through your soft side until you feel irrelevant. Leaving you in a position of guilt, remorse, and sorrow for what you just fucked up.

Withstraining a little demon will result in having a life with power. A family that nobody will dare to fuck with. That bitch will whip a mother fuckers ass like a hungry Pitbull that sees a fat ass mailman!
Frank! Like holly shit man She made me feel like a champ in bed. After grabbing the bong for me and sparked a bowl she sucked me off like it was a game. This girl is a little demon idk if I can man up to handling her!
little demon by TheDevilDaddy93 September 10, 2019
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