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It’s any circumstance you’re in, if you think positively about something, you can make it through. You’re pushing positivity if you’re pushing P.
But that’s not a Blood sign. A Blood sign, it looks like a B. That is a P. Jeffrey’s fingers are down. What you’ll learn is that Jeffrey just released, with Sergio Kitchens, a performer known as Gunna, the song that is wildly popular. It’s around the globe. It’s called “Pushing P,” and it’s positivity. Jeffrey is showing the P.
Pushing P by anonymous December 1, 2023
an acronym for
T-totally
O- obnoxious
A- ass whole
D-driver
Thanks for cutting me off you toad!
Toad by sucka sucka motha fucka April 27, 2009

Splash Town Handshake 

The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.
Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"

Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"

Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"

Doug- "What if your wife notices?"

Billy- "Who?"

Assassin 

A trained killer hired for money to kill other people.

Assassin is also a song by the rock band Muse, it is probably the heaviest song on their new album
Guy 1:"I'll give you, being an assassin, £300 to kill this guy"
Guy 2: "Just a sec, I'm listening to this awesome song by Muse!"
Assassin by Tommy P1313 March 4, 2007

Britney Spears 

The slut who lost her virginity to Justin Timberlake, kissed Madonna AND Colin Farrell (grr...) and makes a bunch of crappy songs that they play over and over on the radio.
"Why, hello Britney! What was it like french-kissing Madonna? What? You french-kissed Colin Farrell, too? You dirty bitch!"

ayatollah of rock and rolla

is chris jericho, the best wrestler in the WWE
ayatollah of rock and rolla made millions tap out to the walls of jericho
ayatollah of rock and rolla by Y2J November 30, 2003
chubby is Diane’s cat
chubby by 1kthyyc May 10, 2021
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