someone who can be a complete asshole but make up for it with humour, a Nalyd is loved by all :)

A word Iphones think is a word when you're typing "in the"

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

A mark often left on the front of a pair of underwear, usually the result of leftover male ejaculate.

at this day, if a girl is born, she is simply the best. There is a chance she's funny, there's a chance she has emotional intellect, there's a chance she is considerate and there's a chance her name is shez.

Like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it. But no one wants it.