shit i got a brain contraction right now.

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

He sure did know how to give a frumpkin!

Hey Vincent, you're my best friend!!

Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle

“Hey bro I’m haveing a couple of people at my house wanna Cūumplastic with us