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wouch, /wouCH/ exclamation, used to denote an event that is both amazing and painful
Wouch!
Wouch by Newslogan21 May 23, 2019
Hey bro, did you the bring the PB&Js?
PB&J by trollyhopper May 30, 2018
Cute
Talented
Funny
future Amser
Do you know Nguyên? He’s the best baseball player in Amsterdam Highschool.
Nguyên by badpotatooo February 13, 2018

Glory Totem Pole

Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.
I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.
Glory Totem Pole by RB and DH January 19, 2009

Jaleaving 

The act of falsely telling a person you are leaving a location (home, work, school, etc) when you will not be leaving for another 10 minutes.
Janet was jaleaving when she told her husband she would be there in ten minutes.
Jaleaving by Stillwaitingggg April 8, 2019
He is the most german man to live in Norway there has ever been. He has long ass hair which gives him notoriety and rizz, he is about as fast as Sigve, strong and pretty tall, He has also been given names by his fellow brother in arms, one of them being Adolf Rizzler
I need to talk with the commander Lucius!

I last saw him in the Classroom Grenadier!
Lucius by dofef September 15, 2023
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