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Juan has a chode. A short hmfat penis
Chode by Juan is gay October 5, 2019
To turn off the water in somone's toilet, and than crap in it.
Jordan Spiked My Beer with Exlax so I Dry Docked His Toilet
Dry Dock by Arctic Wasp February 2, 2008
A way to describe a person who is never on time.

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A person who is afraid of getting sick.

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A person who thinks a 10 min walk is a 3 hour thing.
Guy1: where's my date?
Guy2: idk my date is here...your date is such a brooke, like omg!
Girl1: UGH WE HAD THIS LIBRARY DOUBLE DATE 33 MINUTES AGO! WHY IS BROOKE BEING SO BROOKISH!
Brooke by Jessica Gualpa December 13, 2010

poop friend 

what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.
ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!
poop friend by ron johnson October 30, 2004

ah ah ah 

The hand gesture in which you tap your shoulders perfectly timed to each ah. First successfully done by Pauly Shore in Encino Man. This act shows and means you are in the state of powerballin'. This act may not be used as a phrase meaning do not do whatever it ii syou are about to do. e.i. "ah ah aaaah. dont even think about snagging my last bagel!"
"Hjgh school was pretty brutal this year, ah ah ah"

"I was ah ah ahin' last night on my date. She was lovin' it"
ah ah ah by Peter O' Bronz October 6, 2008
You’re such a Nir!
Nir by Nor the dickhead November 29, 2021
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