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Monte Carlo 

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars are 1973-1977. Not 78 and newer (sorry Monte Guy). These cars are cliche'd for being low riders and are heavy as hell, but can and do make a good sleeper. These cars can also take a lot of punishment which is why a lot of people use them as demolition derby or circle track cars.
Check out that awesome red and white 1976 Monte Carlo. He sure smoked that '70 Chevelle.
Monte Carlo by 76monteman April 4, 2004

she shake it like jelly 

when yo butty shake like jelly, duh
what icespice said in her song called deli
She a baddie, she showin’ her panty
She shake it like jelly
Hunnit bands in Chanely
But I’m still shakin’ a*s in the deli
The Great Prophet Zarquon was a galactic prophet from ancient times, and was thought to be revered throughout the galaxy. He had scores of followers and disciples who waited diligently for an event they called "The Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon". Unfortunately the prophet's lack of punctuality caused this event to happen only merely a few brief seconds before the end of the Universe itself, during which time he was able to utter only the words "Sorry I'm late..." before the universe ended. From the Douglas Adams novel "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."

More recently, modern Galactic races use the name Zarquon as a curse word.
"Holy Zarquon, this zarking army is about to invade my home planet. Zark all of you zarking zarks, I won't come quietly!"
zarquon by spankypdx November 9, 2006

home honcho 

A person who bosses everyone around a household in a overly controlling manner.
The Home Honcho says I can’t leave the home until the cats stop teasing the dog!
home honcho by Jojo1977 June 26, 2021
Jamie is one of the sweetest, charming, and fantastic people you will only meet once in a life time. He is truly one in a million. If you ever meet Jamie, then lock on to him and keep the key in your heart. Jamie is an amazing friend like nobody else,but before you know it, you'll catch yourself falling for him, looking at him, and constantly wanting to talk to him. He'll be the one to make you smile when you feel down, and he'll never fail to do so! A lot of people call him attractive,and you can't help but agree! Jamie is really fun to talk to and be with even if he can (sometimes) be sarcastic, cliche, and sassy, but you love it and everything about him, no matter what! There is so much more I'd like to say about Jamie, but that's all from me!
"M"bestie: What exactly do you like about Jamie?
Me: Oh, well-( 3 hours later )
Jamie by KamonaLadybug22 March 2, 2022

Epic Fail 

male of andrea & barbie's daughter
An attempt at success gone horribly wrong
Nobody even wants to know an epic failure
Dumb, useless annoying etc.
Reasonably stupid and ironical
Easy to make fun of
Way to weird
Kills all jokes that could be funny
Everyone finds them weird
Long lost-cause
Looser
Yeah thats right, an epic fail is something that is very ironic and stupid, sometimes funny. it can also be a person
The way he banged into that pole while trying to impress that girl, what an EPIC FAIL!

He's trying to pick up girls at that bar..with knock knock jokes..what an epic failure.
Epic Fail by Jiewo April 11, 2009

manspreading 

Manspreading...the disparate consumption of public space employed under the guise of male biological necessity. Some profess that "Men are naturally designed to sit this way."...and that this "fact" should excuse them from exercising common courtesy to those around them. Of course, very few things in our lives adhere to the natural order.... women, for example, are not afforded one week out of every four to curl up in a ball and nurse their cramping abdomens, back pain & headaches as designed, but by all means gentlemen...spread those knees a little father apart. The rest of us can always sit on each other's laps to ensure that your enormous genitals have the elbow room they demand.
He has slept in an upright, seated position since puberty becasue manspreading doesn't work when he's sleeping on his side and he believes that if his knees get within 24" of each other his testicles will explode in dramatic fashion and he will bleed out and die alone as his calls for help go unheard. Lol
manspreading by Scrapples April 29, 2016
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