smiley central

An add-on to various chat programs, it allows you to add horrendous eyesores to IM conversations. It claims not to install any spyware/adware, but it still installs other crap.

Smiley Central has the most godawfully annoying and ugly smileys ever.

smiley central by mikm June 16, 2005

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schnorks

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

schnorks by Spacecow March 8, 2003

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Turdacious

The act of being a turd.

Man, Peter is so turdacious sometimes.

Turdacious by SimplyRidiculous September 6, 2016

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bumf

Office paper work. Derived from bumfodder, toilet paper.

Our new boss gives us a lot of bumf.

bumf by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

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Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

Purple smurf by Thenig187 September 7, 2017

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aunica

A very sweet and innocent girl. Mainly into horror movies and cuddling. She loves hanging with friends and family. She will always remain loyal even if you fucked her over. Aunica is one of the best people you’ll ever meet. She’s beautiful inside and out, mysterious, funny, and sweet. Aunica makes the best girlfriend and friend. Never let a Aunica go.

#cool #aunica #beautiful

aunica by Dnsjnd December 23, 2017