Mission Accomplished

A phrase denoting failure. Usually used in conjunction with a photo op (where the failure wears a military costume) so that the press can have a collective orgasm.

Typically is followed by protracted guerilla wars that kill 100s of Americans in an arbitrary nation in the Islamic world

Before Mission Accomplished: 120 dead American troops

After Mission Accomplished: Over 1,000 dead American troops

Mission Accomplished by gdffdgfddsasdfasdfasdfasdf October 6, 2004

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Josh Hill

One who is known for getting college pussy but cannot get high school pussy.

Oh snap he just pulled a Josh Hill

Josh Hill by Matt545 June 19, 2008

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fat garage

A protrudence of lipidinous tissue, nestled over the pubic area. Often caused by obesity followed with rapid weightloss, caused a noticeable excess of dermal tissue.

I was none too pleased, having had to open the fat garage to park the chuckwagon.

fat garage by quolo June 25, 2004

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John

John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool

I asked john to do my math homework because I was falling behind

John by Omg283 August 21, 2014

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Max Design Pro

The best content creator the world has ever seen, largely profiting off his Gegagedigedagedago series featuring a chicken nugget with facial features. Max Design Pro's character is a monkey-like humanoid, and is often a part of the Gegagedigedagedago series.

Person 1: The Gegagedigedagedago series is so cringe, who even likes this?
Max Design Pro: That's my husband, please don't bully him. I am Max Design Pro.

Max Design Pro by Dajdiafiaglgki June 3, 2024

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Little Woudie

means friend , bud , homeboy , anything that involrd friend.

Whats Up Little Woudie !

Little Woudie by Jjone. January 9, 2012

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Mexican Blowjob

A Mexican Blowjob is when you get a latina woman who just ate taco soup give you a blowjob while she repeatedly pukes on your meat and proceeds to eat the puke after the blowjob.

"Duude she gave me a Mexican Blowjob last night after we went out for dinner!!"

"Damn that Mexican Blowjob was sloppy.. She puked 5 times!!"

"If you haven't gotten a Mexican Blowjob then your not relevant bro..."

Mexican Blowjob by That__Duuude January 14, 2020

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