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Pulling a Snyder. A. Getting fired from a job within 2-3 weeks of being hired. B. Having an intimate encounter with a woman of 47 years of age or older. C. Taking a dump on a bagel and setting it on a dinner plate at a friend's house with fork/knife.
A. I just got Snydered from my job. B. "Dude, look I'm totally gonna Snyder this chick tonight. She's only twice my age!!" C. Damn...this bagel isn't real?!?!?!
Snyder by The Zing Wing King July 26, 2010
To go out drinking and visit numerous pubs.
Closely related to the word clubbing put instead of clubs pubs !
Oreet Marras wanna go out on the lash ?
Yea lets go pubbing
Pubbing by thegreathiggins October 29, 2007

Eggs after 11

A reference from a popular TV show named "Ted" which is associated with homosexuality.

Where as it is explained that Homosexuals created brunch due to staying up late at night doing homosexual activities. Therefore missing breakfast and eating eggs after 11 am.
"Klay Thompson eats Eggs after 11"
Eggs after 11 by E1J April 27, 2026
Has a Teemo and wont hand him over. She also is a Pc gamer that is turning to the darkside of the console era. She shall start a new generation under the darkside. She is also a tryhard at Valorant and league of legends. WHATEVER YOU DO DONT BRING UP LEAGUE. She is a crack head in the makings and is a vegetarian.
Sasha is a crackhead.
I kept being called yaboji by someone, and that person is amauris.

sex story 

you're horny so here!
maria was a 19-year old virgin with a boyfriend named thomas. maria wanted to have sex with thomas, but wanted it to be special. she waited for their 5 month anniversary and invited him to her house. her parents were out of town so it was the perfect oppurtunity. thomas knocked on the door and maria answered in pink lingerie.

thomas: w-what's this?
maria: dont talk, just sex
maria closed the door and lead him over to the bed. she slipped her one-piece off and threw it to the side. she carefully unzipped his zipper while he took his shirt off. she slid down to his 8-inch monster cock and started sucking. he moaned loudly and touched her breasts. he threw her on the bed and he got her in the 69-position. he licked her clitoris and she let out and ear-piercing shriek. "oh thats so good thomas do it again do it again" after many minutes of sucking they switched to missionary. thomas stuck his dick into maria and thrusted in and out. she rubbed her clitoris as he thrusted in and out. she had and orgasam and her eyes rolled back into her head. they switched to cowgirl and thomas cummed inside her tight pussy. they went had 4 more orgasams combined and then went to sleep and had more hot sex the next morning.

now maria has a great sex story to tell her friends
A psycho chick, really jealous that can never make up her mind. Usually puts to much thought into shit. Most likely Hispanic and probably living in the Midwest. Due to her attitude, she probably has hardly any friends.
Oh look, it's Heyzel. She's such a head case. She can scare any guy away with her possessive ways!
heyzel by the witty white boy March 14, 2015
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