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Urban Dictionary

A bit of a wilf = A bit of a wolly. A strange one.

A wilfy woofter.
See that fella over there wearing those bent old trousers, he's a bit of a wilf.
He's a right Wilfred 😂
Wilf by Wilf / Wilfred July 5, 2022
A situation/environment/science or event that while being great and Ace, also has a number of underlying issues that still plague it's usefulness in the world, making it gay

(Not in the homosexual meaning, but in the playground adoption)
Jenny: I had another anthrax jab today

Tony: Well at least you won't get Anthrax, that's Ace!

Jenny: Actually you need to have four of them, and one every year.

Tony: Oh, that's a bit gay!

Jenny: And after all of that there is still a risk of getting Anthrax

Tony: That's Gayce!
gayce by mrthaggar January 7, 2010

Trump Smile

The fake smile most people make when they cross path with other people. This smile is usually made by socially awkward people and Caucasians.
R: Don't you hate when people Trump Smile you?

M: What's that?

R: That's that fake smile most white folks be doing when you see them in public when they feel awkward.
Trump Smile by RaphDaGwapMan July 17, 2018
A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.
Nolan: Hey Yali
Yali: shut up Nolan
Nolan by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019

Steamin' Willie Beamin' 

When you jizz in a girls eye and simultaniouly take a dump on her chest
My boyfriend accidentally gave me a Steamin' Willie Beamin'
A term which evolved in the 604 referencing black people.
"yo banger, peeps the size of that lando's lips"
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