fresk

A meteorological term created by merging the words "fresh" and "brisk". Generally used to describe a cool, crisp autumn day in New England.

I better get a jacket, it's quite fresk outside.

fresk by bnairb December 25, 2007

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behindedness

To be figuratively "behind" something.

The fact that you do not have a cell phone demonstrates your behindedness with regards to technology.

behindedness by zglase September 15, 2011

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Chimney Sweep

When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")

Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?

Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)

(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."

Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)

Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!

Chimney Sweep by bshaft May 19, 2009

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Tatiana

A girl who is very tall and cares deeply about academics. At times she is a perfectionist and gets stressed and seems to over react very easily. She is amazing at everything she does. Also very good at languages and art and music. Tends to be very strong mentally and will persevere through anything. Always stuck on that one boy who she can never get out of her mind. If Tatiana cares about something or someone she will do all in her power to make sure they get the best. They tend to be shy at first but once you get to know them they become the loudest people you will ever meet. Tatiana is incredible, once you meet a Tatiana do not let her go.

“Dude that girl is so perfect!”
“Yeah it’s Tatiana”

Tatiana by The legendary goat November 1, 2018

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Toilet Twerk

"Toilet Twerking" is a often necessary body movement that consists of violently shaking your ass in all directions while still sitting on or slightly above the toilet seat. "Toilet Twerking" is mostly used for getting that last dingleberry thats stuck hanging from your asshole free, so you can wipe more productively.

"Wife must have been Toilet Twerking a lil too hard. I gotta call a plumber and buy a new toilet.

Toilet Twerk by Devonb456 August 20, 2014