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sucktard 

Someone who is bad at giving a blowjob, and is also retarded.
Dude, I had NO fun last night, she was a total sucktard!
sucktard by Jamiegirl777 January 11, 2009
A free drink; Usually supplied by a bartender to reward good tipping or to compensate for poor service.
I was out of cash but the bartender said I had a buyback left, so I asked for another Harvey Wallbanger.
buyback by Milt "Goddamn" Reder November 8, 2007
Shut the f*** up or i will kill you
sasuke- omg omG EMO I AM EMO I AM must kill itachi must kill itachi MUST KILL ITACH-

gaara- stfuoiwky!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stfuoiwky by Sk8rPunkGothEmoPerson December 29, 2007

Dunkin Dumpin Donuts 

Dunkin Dumpin Donuts is the act of anal penetration.
Juan was in the park playing Dunkin Dumpin Donuts with the street boys.

asshole magnet

people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of assholes for being cute or pretty and kind.
Olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. Too bad assholes seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an asshole magnet.
asshole magnet by meloniskell July 17, 2009
yyash is a very fun loving and sophisticated person. He is the absolute epitome of manliness and has the most sophisticated behaviour of all people around him. BUT, amongst all these pros also come negatives in the form of rejection by women wherein the cause stated by the woman is often very stupid and makes yyash lose self esteem even though he is a man amongst men. All of his behavioural traits make women feel as if they are out of his league and at the bottom of the dating tree. And as such, he is often left in the dust in the race for the search for a partner even though logically he is the most suitable suitor amongst his peers. Academically, he is very skilled at subjects where his interests align such as commerce and the social sciences. In the extracurricular medium, he has multiple medals in the self-defense sport Taekwondo and is adept at the incredibly high-skill capped mind game sport of chess. He is extremely loyal to his friends and possessess an incredible level of street smarts. He is also skilled and proficient in the art of coitus and knows how to woo a woman. Overall he is the definition of a perfect suitor but he isn't interested in marriage sadly.
girl 1:look! it's the perfect man Yyash!!! I just want him to marry me and ravage me on the honeymoon!!!

girl2:I have already harboured these thoughts in my mind but my bubble was bursted when i realized he wasn't interested in marriage although he did ravage my pussy.

girl1:Oh NOOO!!!!! I can't believe you . I'll just have to kidnap him and blackmail him into marrying and ravaging my virgin pussy everyday after i come home from work!!!

girl2:You're so selfish. Let me also join in the fun, you aren"t the only one who wants their pussy ravaged by him.

girl1: I am willing to concede and have a threesome.
yyash by anonymous happiness November 22, 2021
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