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The best girl you could ever meet and truly cares about you, she usually falls for short boys. Rachael is truly the most kind person in the room. So care for her and don't you go and break her heart! If you ever meet a Rachael be friends with her even if she is slightly cracked and confusing one day you will get to be best friends.
Rachael is the best! I want to be just like her one day, slightly cracked
Rachael by The Best sunflower March 5, 2020

Gongshow 

A team of really terrible CAL-O kids that claimed to be good at counter strike source. Really a true show of internet retards.bad, terrible, shitty, retards, wannabe
Gongshow got owned in CAL open this season
Gongshow by slayer_kfk December 14, 2008
A smol bean that lives in a trash can, he is a fine fellow, constantly telling Kris to be a big shot with his head getting bigger when he says that, he is also angy cuz he did not become large bean.
"Spamton is a smol bean."
Spamton by Pumpkin x Spamton April 6, 2022
The stuff I find in my jammies in the morning that tastes like mushrooms. Note: Traditionally the noun "sperm" is one of many English nouns that does not take the pluralizing 's', serving as both the singular and plural form (not unlike "goose," "moose," and "penis"). Recently however, several prominent sperm doctors, policy analysts, and kindergartners have begun experimenting with the more commonsensical--though admittedly jarring--"sperms" (See William Safire's "Whoppers Junior and Sperms Whale" for a more thorough discussion). One lexicographer has noted, as a recent variant of the ubiquitous "Kilroy was here" graffito, the emergence of "Kilroy's sperms was here." Debate has sprung up in certain circles whether the singular verb here is a deliberate, if cheeky, attempt by urban wordsmiths to keep the state of the language in play as an ironic gesture of postmodern insouciance regarding the moribund strictures of prescriptive grammar, and as a Nietzschean celebration of linguistic, and therefore metaphysical, uncertainty, or whether it's simply a mistake.
"Mommy, I found more sperms in my jammies this morning. They taste like mushrooms." "Capt. Thomas, hoping to avoid impregnating his wife, sexited his member from her love-tunnel and loosed his sperms on his nearby pirate hat."
Sperms by Dr. M.P. Brody, PhD January 21, 2009
An alternative to saying "no" or just responding "I'm good" usually in a text
Ex 1. "Hey wanna hang out later?"
"Img"

Ex 2. "Hey how was your day?"
"Img"
Img by UnusuallyRedCorpse March 19, 2023

buc wild 

craaaaaazy
buc wild by YO MOMMA!!! June 17, 2003