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Cumcussion 

When you cum so many times in someone's face, they pass out.
Green: "Hey, do you know why Kat is in the hospital?"
Miso: "Yeah, I came so many times on her face, she got a cumcussion."
Green: "Sweet man, I'll have to try that out some time."
Cumcussion by Eldahat July 24, 2014

I don't give a fuck 

Why don't you go buy some fish put into your pretty eyes and go fuck yourself narcissist self absorbed prick.
I don't give a fuck who you are go pick on someone else fuckers

bruh moment

A truly deplorable state when a persons morale is in it's lowest state
Guy1: My entire family got evaporated in a natural disaster
Guy2: that's a bruh moment
bruh moment by Lonly_Lon December 5, 2019

blow my buzz 

When you're drunk, high, or totally fucked up on something and you just want to chill out and someone tries to get all serious or emotional on you, ruining your night.
"Yo nigga this skank bitch won't leave me alone."
"Whatever dogg...I saw you gettin' all cryin' on her shoulder a minute, gettin' all emotional wit that bitch!"
"I admit I was talkin' to da bitch, but you ain't seen me cryin'."
"Now you lyin' and you blowin' my high...quit denying it! Listen, get the fuck outta my face. Call it a night and take that fat slut home, go shoot some pool, tap dat keg, smoke some reef, fucking kill yourself...I don't care. Just quit blowing my buzz!"
blow my buzz by Nick D March 9, 2003
Hemen is more of a generous girl, very smart, alittle bit complicated and private , very cute with a hot sexy body and a very loveing sweet girl.
Guy1 : Hey guys, look at hemen over the corrnor.
Guy 2: Oh my god she look hot.
Guy 3: yah man she looks hot ever single day!
Guy 1:she is always my dream girl i wish i could date her or spend more time with her.
Hemen by Amesiyas November 24, 2021

Homo un-erectus 

Thats where the wang gets huge-ifide, not from the female but from the male.
Billy's suffers from a mile case of homo un-erectus.
Homo un-erectus by chow-yung-phat January 21, 2003
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