Name of song by Avril Lavigne from the text version of "Skater erection".

Note that since Avril is Quebecois, she mixes the French word for wood into the phrase.

The absolute fittest human alive

"I'm so sure!" said like a Valley Girl. (see also the movie Clueless)

Snapples - snotty people who believe in the inherent superiority of Apple products against all competing brands with the preconceived notion that Apple products are 'made from the best stuff on earth.'

the act of grabbing someone elses tits randomly and usually without warning.