A sassy, classy "lightning barber" of Pro-Cutters with an arsenal of scissors, hair gel, talc, and a big bag of italian accent. Commonly uses the saying, "I make-a you look-a too good."

Ollie’s concept of having a really small shriveled up dick

A cool cosmopolitan girl, with an unusual style. Named after a flightless and featherless bird now native to Hong Kong, but originally imported from France, known for its mating practice of regurgitating its stomach contents in front of its potential mate and staring directly in to their eyes while emitting a high pitched scream.

To grab him by the dick, and throw him over your shoulder.

First used in MAD magazine, portzebie is a word of many meanings. It is basicly a nonsense word often used to add comedy to a situation.

When you have to use a word, you might as well use portzebie.

Used by Alfred E. Neuman

The best weapon in CS (Counter-Strike) noobs uses it pros also uses it.Noobs crouch and scope and wait for someone to come out and shoot.Pros runs around headshoting people with it.