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Sociology 

A science devoted to the study of social human behavior.
Sociology is all about WHY
Sociology by Jeremiah Collins March 12, 2015
Paki actually means 'pure' and 'clean' in Urdu the country's main spoken language. Pakistan translates to the word 'Pureland'. Obviously racists don't realise this and somewhere down the line they have assumed it is them who have created the word/term during the so called 'paki bashing' period in the 80's when 1st generation south asians in the UK were targeted for racial abuse.
Native Pakistani people actually don't take offense to the word as explained above and also to the fact that similary it's like calling someone a Brit, Scot, Aussie, Yank, etc.., although some don't think it's a PC concept to do so.

You see the word is not the problem, it's the use of it, from whom and in which context.

What I will add is that I have noticed UK Asians of Pakistani origin calling each other 'paki' in a respectable 'brotherhood' manner. Like rappers use 'nigger' to each other (although that word runs deep into things best forgotten).

Racists both White and Black have had a backfire when trying to be racist to 2nd/3rd generation pakistani/bangladeshi/kashmiri origin asians, they've felt the wrath to the extent police on a national riot scale have to intervene to help them! I'm talking Oldham, Bradford, Lozzells (Birmingham) and others unmentioned where the perpetraters have had the media limelight to show paki/bangla/kash asians in bad light.

Calling someone a 'paki' on the street now is a laughable offence where I think the sting of the word has weened out. Other than that if you want to attract attention as a racist towards pak/bang/kash asians just go up to them and tell them your view and I'm sure they can find a bed for you in the nearest hospital.
paki = people assume kill intelligence
paki by Asif SQ September 20, 2007
(Adjective) 1: Abnormally or extremely hot pink.

(Adjective) 2: Feeling like the color hot pink; feeling like a diva.
That drink looks really gorboll; are you sure it is safe to consume?

I am feeling very gorboll because I got 100% on my math test.
Gorboll by John Locek January 15, 2025

rice noodle 

Disparaging slang term for an Asian man's penis.
(William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he scored after finishing his performance, badly-covering Ricky Martin songs at UC-Berkeley)

Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."




Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
rice noodle by Mark H May 30, 2005

shishkarobber 

Cousin of the Hamburgler, the Shishkarobber is not nearly as world reknowned, but his kabob robbin' skills are legendary in Eastern Europe and the Middle East.
The Shishkarobber is the scourge of all small villages in Afghanistan.
shishkarobber by Alex Wu July 31, 2008

Reckoners 

A large group of people spread throughout multiple states and cities that started originally in Virginia. Known for fighting and other dangerous activity. Reports of missing people have been rumored to be linked to them. They have a separate division of their group that is known to only want good for the people they come across and their friends, started by a group of kids now led by troublesome adults.
There Reckoners have a new fight club down the street, wanna check it out?
Reckoners by Ttreckonershisd February 13, 2017
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