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A MOF (Mother's Only Friend) is someone who takes the term "tree hugger" to the next level. Not only do they passionately embrace all things green, but they also believe they have a personal relationship with Mother Earth herself. You'll find a MOF composting like it's a competitive sport, carrying reusable bags as if they're fashion statements, and glaring at anyone who dares to use a plastic straw. Essentially, a MOF is the ultimate eco-warrior who treats every day like Earth Day.
"Ever since Jenna became a MOF, she's been biking to work, growing her own vegetables, and even started a campaign to ban single-use plastics in our town."
MOF by mostpostghost June 14, 2024

Bitch made

adds sverity to a phrase, also means that you cannot read very well
Man!....Ed and Josh are bitch made motha fuckin tricks!!
Bitch made by Trojanballer22 February 21, 2009
Spigga a Dirty fucking fake Rhys who is against the movement of JustRhys which we hate , they are dirty fucking little bitches , if you see any throw rocks at them , shame them and most importantly behead those fucking cunts
Hey look at that FakeRhys , dirty fucking Spigga should get out of here before I kill him.
Spigga by JustRhys September 29, 2020
OMG That guy is such a Malus!
Malus by Malus July 30, 2003
a punk ass, skinny cop that compensates a large caliber handgun for a lack of penis
hey man that fucking rimsky pulled me over last nite
rimsky by anthonyeli August 5, 2008
A measurement of time. Every five minutes is one slog.
Man: Dude, we have 6 slogs left of class
Dude:I think you mean 30 minutes.
Man: Yeah, 6 slogs.
Slog by Tanneray1021 April 2, 2011

Confusturbating

It was something weird that had me confusturbating.
Confusturbating by Jonathanfrost January 14, 2015
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