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stone grinder 

Ski and snowboard tuning machines are most often referred to by the ski tech as a stone grinder.

Not everyone working in a ski or snowboard shop turning screws can operate a stone grinder.

In the wrong hands, a stone grinder can remove fingers, hands and, (if the ski tech has really long hair) the dude's entire head.
I knew this kid who was turning screws in a snowboard shop and destroyed a new snowboard when the customer handed him a green pass and he let go of the board.

The ski shop owner caught his ski tech pouring dirty bong water into the holding tank of his $85,000 stone grinder.

Bald jack rabbit 

Did you see bald jack rabbit's live?
-sadly
A crusty old hag or witch. Famous in Australia for being the thing that children are scared off (similar to the bogeyman)
"She looks like she's seen a Nimmity" or "She's dressed like a Nimmity"
Nimmity by therealbishop February 5, 2010

Automatic No Text 

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.
She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.
Automatic No Text by St4ph12 October 14, 2010
(noun) Vtuber haachama / akai haato's mispronounciation of peperoni from a stream.
Haachama: "ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes."
pepeloni by hororaibu shrimpu January 25, 2021
That one dude who’s GPA is 0.07 lower than yours
Bryan by WP1977 April 13, 2022
A guy with an amazing talent in bed. He is very tall, but also a tad awkward. He also is incredibly handsome. Most arthurs are very sweet, smart, and funny. Also, the majority of Arthurs are "taken" by buxom females. They also have great skill in the field of video games.
Arthur is such a stud; he's good in bed and at video at games.
Arthur by Micrapala9 February 25, 2012
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