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Urban Dictionary

When you can not describe it with real words it is noexist.
Noexist.
Noexist by Hönan94 June 19, 2011

Meat Killer

A person who engages so much in self pleasure activities that they cut the hen that gave them eggs. In other words, working out the machinery so much that it is left incapable of functioning.
Tushar is a feared meat killer in the schlong community.
Meat Killer by william sexpeare February 28, 2025
Person 1: What if twitch was twerk and twerk was twitch?
Person 2: HELP MY EYE IS TWERKING!!

Wonho's big tits 

bigger than anything on earth . It means 'huge'
BOY : OMG THATS WONHO'S BIG TITS
GIRL : WOW , IT IS!!!

John Roblox 

*monke noises*
HAHA JOHN ROBLOX MONKE ZERO TWO AOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAAO
John Roblox by Th33 May 21, 2021

Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.
"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"
Braille Driving by MrsMeat February 20, 2012
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