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Urban Dictionary

goodie closet 

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"
"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."
goodie closet by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020
The compression of two words, sheep and people, to form one word meaning a mass of ignorant, unoriginal humans that herd together and follow mindlessly.
The sheeple, who fully relate to the president's sheer mundanity and retarded mentality, mill in a sort of vacuous excitability outside the White House, hoping to catch a glimpse of their hero.
sheeple by groundless September 11, 2003

Slip n go 

When you've started showering but then get the need to shit so you step out mid shower and very slipperly sit on the throne. It's a wipe free situation as you will rejoin the shower just after... one of life's sweetest treats
F: can I get in the bathroom
M:Sorry hun, gimme t mins
F: why? Your in the shower
M: yeah that taco got the best of me so I've had to take a tactical slip n go. I'll be back in the shower in 3 mins
Slip n go by Slipngo April 1, 2021
Someone eating peanut butter and jelly on crackers coughs and get some chewed up PB&J crackers on their shirt or pants.
"Cough" "Cough". Damn, I Amscrat on myself again!.
Amscrat by IIMikII January 8, 2011

Barefoot 

Some non-native speakers use barefoot as a way to get to places. Most used by hispanic (unless im the only one). (A pie which means by foot)

For your car to wreck, forcing you to walk.

From spanish: "me quede a pie" which sort off means "i am now forced to go barefoot" (close definition, not literal.)
I used to love how close my old job was, i got there barefoot.
Barefoot by Tonygamerpro456 March 18, 2022
A Ponkey is synonymous with something that doesn't exist. However, many believe it exists. It doesn't. Even if it does, it's probably the turdiest thing this world has ever seen.
Hammie: Do you see that ponkey over there on that chiffarobe?
Anonymous51993: Um, not really because it's not there. It's just a figment of your imagination.
Hammie: NO ITS NOT IT'S REAL!!!
Anonymous51993: (Kills Hammie with a chiffarobe)
Ponkey by Gobada March 26, 2008
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