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Johnston, Iowa 

A pretty decent town, it's just that most of the people suck. Pretty much all you will find here are ugly orange bleach blonde hoes, and immature douche bag guys who need to desperately go through puberty. Almost all of the girls look the same, act the same, dress the same, like the same things, etc. They will not like you if you arent like them. But then again, who wants to be friends with a bunch of annoying brats? Theres also a lot of posers, and fakes. Seriously, people need to just be themselves. Is it really that hard? The main schools here are Summit Middle school, Johnston Middle, and the High School.
Christine: lyk z000mg anna look @ my gauges. i am SOOOOO hardxcore. gettin drunk tonight yahhH!!!!

Anna: i just wanna fuck up and smoke weed because it makes me cool. im lyk SOOOO EMO i have a SEPTUM ring you gaiss and im lyk anorexic

Allie: S00 $C3nE SUCK Mi CUNTTTT

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Brooke: Like omg! Im like so going to the Justin Bieber concert with my bffl Britney tomorrow like yeah! Justin is like so hawt! xoxoxox

Keshia: Being orange makes me HAWT and SEXI the oranger the better gurlies!! xoxo Everyones just jealous of me because im perfect, i fucking own Johnston

This sums up the town of Johnston, Iowa.
Johnston, Iowa by stay true <3 December 12, 2010

butthole ditch 

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole
Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

MLG Poser Wannabes 

People who think they are "pro" at a certain game. Usually Halo, Call of Duty, Gears of War. Their gamertags are so retarted and Use UppEr CaSe and LoWer CaSe like ThiS, Use of more leterssss, two ii's, z's, x's, o's, v's etc. They also have a bio that consists of foreign characters that you have to squint your eyes to read that shit. They talk alot of smack and usually mod. Most of them aren't even that good. They promote how "GB" they are and promote their lame youtube channel. They buy Gamerpics such as, Konsole Kings, and MLG Picture Packs. They use vocabulary such as "BK Randy, Scrub, Get Slapped, Get Smacked, etc." They are very easy to find in call of duty game modes such as "Search and Destroy, Demolition, Ground War, and Domination." Their Gamertags would look like: iToo SiiCK, iiTz DropShoTzz, o Examplezz o, Communticationzzz, GeT o SLaPPeD, etc. They range from 13 year olds to 30+ who need to get a job.
Dude, those guys "Communicatez" and "LeGiiT ShOtZ" are such MLG Poser Wannabes, just look at their motto and bio, and they are like 13 years old.
MLG Poser Wannabes by Thward October 18, 2010

Awakened 

(Adj) and awakened being is one that has willingly discovered and experienced masturbation
When were you awakened?
When I was twelve experimenting in the bathroom.
Awakened by Haydarken November 6, 2019
Someone who is a complete moron and always has no idea what they are talking about. Another name for this type of individual would be a K Squirrel.
Katie babbled on and on about her "fake" boyfriend in Pennsylvannia. She is such a mudhead!
mudhead by the "Sh" in KaSh November 4, 2006

Cilliers 

He's a beautiful man, GORGEOUS brown green eyes and a laidback mysterious mood that would make any grown man fall in love. Very hairy, masculine and sexy. CILLIERS is a legend with legs. His smile is to-die-for and you'll probably get lost in his eyes. A little shy at first, but once you get to know him, he's intimidating. He's also a cook and loves cycling. CILLIERS, the word itself rolls off your tongue like silk or midnight oil.
Cilliers by Cdkleo128@gmail.com November 23, 2021

Headset Bonk 

When two people are playing VR in the same room (generally the same game in multiplayer) and their headsets accidentally touch.
Josh and Jake were playing VRChat while streaming on Twitch in the same room and Josh Headset Bonked Jake

Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"
Headset Bonk by DatFox_32 May 11, 2025
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