BABS
"Hey you see Babs over there? That fat bastard cheats on his wife with a new philipino hooker every night."
BABS by The man the legend May 27, 2017
Urban Dictionary
human granola
Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.
A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!
human granola by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017
twinches
Bernard drank way too much last night, he couldn't see twinches.
No more shots for me I can't call a cab with twinches.
Do not let me drink to the twinches, I have to work in the morning.
No more shots for me I can't call a cab with twinches.
Do not let me drink to the twinches, I have to work in the morning.
twinches by Enid Eats Squid February 4, 2010
Yonder
A term used to describe an unspecified small distance, typically about half a mile or less. It can also be a set distance depending on how you use the term colloquially, for example if you constantly use the term to describe a distance of about a block, one yonder=one block. If you frequently use the term as a set distance, you can use the plural version of "yonders", to describe a more specific distance.
"We gon' go runnin just about over yonder to dat tree right there brother"
"We went about 10 yonders over to the local gas station and bought some beef jerky for only fifteen-ninety-nine"
"We went about 10 yonders over to the local gas station and bought some beef jerky for only fifteen-ninety-nine"
Yonder by Boy #34 in your bedroom November 26, 2022
blackberry widow
a black widow spider lives most of her life without a mate.
a blackberry widow, has a mate, but spends most of her life 'alone' because her mate is preoccupied with his blackberry.
a blackberry widow, has a mate, but spends most of her life 'alone' because her mate is preoccupied with his blackberry.
a blackberry widow sat quietly in the restaurant while her husband spent the evening hunched over his phone.
blackberry widow by bruce st.asiuk August 28, 2010