twinches

When you're so drunk you can't see two freackin' inches in front of your face.

Bernard drank way too much last night, he couldn't see twinches.

No more shots for me I can't call a cab with twinches.

Do not let me drink to the twinches, I have to work in the morning.

by Enid Eats Squid February 4, 2010

Twinch

A man with a two-inch (or smaller) penis.

Annie: "Oh my gosh, Aaron is so cute!"

Damian: "Girl, don't even, he's a twinch."

by reeny95 October 17, 2011

Twinch

The combining of two names, Tom and Winchester. These combine to create the ultimate pussy destroyer, to overthrow all governmental powers and rule the world. He controls all the pussy in the Northern and Southern hemisphere and with pride

Oh Holy Shit theres Twinch

by English Twinch March 20, 2019

twinch

A penis with a lenght of roughly two inches.

That fucker with the twinch couldn't make a chocolate eclair cum.

by Robbie-O January 9, 2008

twinch

the combination of tweet and flinch.,.,..the moment you hesitate before sending a Tweet you will regret.

Before outing her HS quarterback, she twinched at that awkward moment under the bleachers.

by BobtheMediaGuy October 22, 2013