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Urban Dictionary

a dumb fuckhead who fucks shit up with no dick. a dipshit has a lame ass face which induces pain in children. their high pitched woman voices attract child molesters which then proceed to butt-fuck their small brains out.
"hey look its gage"
"wow he is such a dipshit"
dipshit by kliljjjjj August 18, 2011

Shlorking 

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm
"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"
Shlorking by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

Slim Thick 

Mainly girls name Sienna! They just be slim thick looking good always!
Damn Sienna you need a whole ass magazine because you a slim thick goddess
Slim Thick by Slim Thick! October 12, 2020
Is a retarded little crackhead who plays roblox and fortnite all day and sucks off his friends
He’s so gay then it’s a bodhi
Bodhi by Sniperboii88 May 9, 2020

launch the octopus 

This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.

The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.

Mustard must be involved at some point.

The winner is then crowned.

All rejoice.

***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!

shwiggles 

-low grade weed other wise referred to as shwag.
What is that shwiggles, I aint smokin that S***
shwiggles by j-lo September 22, 2003
A name that means devil. This name is usually associated with kids who behave badly,and like to pretend to be ghetto.
"You see that ghetto kid over there?". " Oh yes,thats Ghannon."
ghannon by AngleGonzalez February 18, 2015
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