About the only times when any of da stuff learned in history class would ever come in handy in one's adult life would be in archaeology work, in trivia shows like "Jeopardy!", or if you were composing "goof" submissions for television/movie content dat involved past events. I mean, was there even ONE SINGLE TIME in your life since class when you hadda know any Revolutionary history, or recall who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini were in relation to the founding of San Francisco???

You're getting no where with a girl. You hit the funk. BOOM! Too Easy.

Tom- "Sir! I also got that answer!!!"
Mr Coward- "Yes but he got it for question 5."
Dom & Luke- "Fuck, sir just destroyed that lil bitch."

"Your the best caker I know Kaylee"

I woke up and found a hundred dollars in my pocket but then realized it was not the new hundred and wondered how this could happen to me. I asked my friend why I had such bad luck. She said.... guurl stop Jeanetteing and let’s go get some chocolate ruugala

That chick is a lettuce Ferrari