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Scattergood Friends School 

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.
“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”
(adj.) A person who refuses to use their last name in signature file, voicemail, email address or website. In doing so, claims 1st name status like the singer Madonna, and also suffers from Madonna-ish complex that he/she is so important, they do not need to use a last name because everyone should just know who they are; Creates confusion and frustration in corporate environments.
Used in venting frustration, such as:

Why does this guy Aaron keep leaving me voicemails & sending emails with no signature file, like I am supposed to know who he is?? Ugh he is such a Madonna!
Madonna by touchdownkatie June 10, 2008
If you have a Leilani, never let her go. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she has crackhead energy. You can trust her with anything because if you expose or loose her as a friend, she will keep your secrets. Shes hella loyal, she can have a crush on someone and no one else is on her mind. Even tho she has a resting bitch face, just talk to her because all of that will change.
Person 1: " Hey bro do you know leilani?"
Pesoon 2: "Yeah shes chill"
clara is my bae
Clara by Khaotic Dictionary March 8, 2022
The best person on earth. She will fuck you so hard if you get her on your bad side. She's gods gift to the ugly human kind. She's a goddess amongst shit. She is a good support at dota and will carry you in shooting games. She likes to play with men's heart and destroy them completely, and has no shame for it. She will make you wish you were dead. She's a gorgeous Norwegian female who's independent and does not need a man to help her. She'll use you and leave you, unless you buy her food. She also adores her pets, especially her cat.
Iseline you're so dumb you cunt.
But I still love you~
iseline by XXXLTHISDICK October 10, 2018

Basic Winter Bitch 

Basic bitch who wears black leather riding boots, jeans, knit beanie hat, and a knee-length black puffer jacket after November 1 and is often spotted in Midtown Manhattan grazing near the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree.
It must be Basic Winter Bitch season. Kayla replaced her flannel shirt, brown riding boots and Pumpkin Spiced Latte with a black puffer and black leather riding boots and just planned a trip to New York City to see the Rockefeller Christmas Tree.
Basic Winter Bitch by JasonGesq April 21, 2018

Headband 

The act of something being too cool
Idk how you got these, but these is too headband
Headband by Dvtch July 4, 2025
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