Poser

An intravert seen as an extrovert is posing as an extrovert. Allowing people to see you as or representing yourself as an extrovert when you're not an extrovert is posing rather than being yourself.

There are a lot of characters on tv shows people think of as extroverted people in real life. The same goes for the news and different forms of media, the internet, music. A poser is somebody you think is a certain way naturally based on what you'be seen and heard through a media source.

Poser by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

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Soup can

A relationship that needs a label

Just because it doesn't have a label, doesn't mean it's not a soup can

Soup can by Chubb Chubb spade May 10, 2016

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Talon

A beautiful man that can literally do anything. He is the most sexy person you will ever meet while also being a softie. He is also a good friend who is always there for you. Also a real beast in bed. You know he is reliable and just a nice person all the way around.

Wow, you see Talon over there? He is PERFECT.

Talon by tdawg1234 May 26, 2019

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Calm your roll

An imperative used to inform habitual line-steppers that their actions are no longer acceptable, and that said line-stepper needs to calm down before being put back into place.

Dude, you better calm your roll before I slap some sense into you.

Calm your roll by D-Luxe July 23, 2008

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Jugger

A hero and warrior sportsman of the post-apocalypse. A chain swinging, sword slicing, skull impaling lover of dirt and blood.

No quiver in your loins has been felt as strong as that from the Jugger while passing you into battle.

Jugger by liveMike June 17, 2013

yule log

one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event

Tidings and joy everyone, I have broken out the yule log, let's rejoice!

yule log by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

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Internet Bitch

1: Noun: A female that is in a bad mood (or on her period) and therefore making tons of bitchy comments on statuses or links. This is usually regreted by her the next day, but can last for weeks at a time.

2: Noun: A person who makes an opinionated status, but later revises or revokes it alltogether because of another person's comments.

Example 1: Jane Doe Status: "Wow, I saw this girl at the mall today, and she should NOT have been wearing such a tight top... Just sayin..."
Internet Bitch: "Wow, that is so mean! How do you know she doesn't have a medical condition that makes her that way?? Geez! People like you are the reason young girls kill themselves!!!"
Other Person: "Wow, you're such an internet bitch."

Example 2: John Doe Status: "Hahaha, Dane Cook is soooo funny! I wanna buy his DVDs! LMAO!"
Jessica: "Are you serious? How old are you? He is such a gross pervert. You should grow up a little..."
John Doe: "Yeah, I guess you're right... I mean, I guess he's not THAT funny. I should just watch Jeff Dunham from now on."

Internet Bitch by Miss Beena March 12, 2010

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