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Cumsock Bathbomb 

When you use a cum-sock for at least 1 month, then place said sock in a filled bath tub, and as the sock sinks beneath the water, the ejaculate will rehydrate and slowly spread across the surface of the tub.
Darrel: “I finally finished making my Cumsock Bathbomb and dropped it in on Randy. He was horrified.”
Aaron: “Dude that is fucked... Nice.”
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infantspokes 

a colony of infant subhumans residing in the Ural mountains in Asia. They prey on unsuspecting mountain goats who happen to wander away from their heards.
Ivan: what the hell is that?
infantspokes: rahh rahh
goat: baaa baaa baaa
infantspokes:(several babies drag the dead goat away)
infantspokes by andrew June 9, 2003
Clizics is the best console trickshotter
Clizics is the best console trickshotter
clizics by Clizics December 20, 2020
Judging the Effluence of Filthy Farts
I say, that is one disgusting chodler.
Chodler by Irish Chief July 3, 2009
A term coined by a scratcher named "UndertaleSwapFell" (a genderfluid individual) on July 10th, 2022. It is a shortened word for genderfluid.
Person 1: Hey, guess what?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I just figured out I'm GFluid!^^

Person 2: What does that mean?

Person 1: Genderfluid, but shortened-

Person 2: Also, congrats!^^

Person 1: Thanks!^^
The wifi router your dads kept for years
"Dad wheres the PS5" "You mean the wifi router?" "God dammit dad"

Aromatic Abuse

A really bad fart, one that smells like actual real ripe poo, you could be forgiven for thinking there is a real dollop of feaces is in the room. Can make you heave.
Me: Hey Stu, how's it going
squeeeeeaaaaaarrrppppp
Stu: Oh SHIT, that is serious aromatic abuse <wretches>
Aromatic Abuse by Wise Man November 20, 2003