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Getting mooked is the word for when you add milk to your cocaine and snort it as a paste. Some people snort coke and drink milk at the same time to get mooked but the paste really works the best as long as you use the right coke to milk ratio. The more fatty the milk is the better the effect. half and half is most potent but if you're on a diet you should get the 1 percent. You're gonna want to drink a lot of milk after mooking.
mooked, mooking, mookers or "mooked out"
Get an 8 ball of coke and I'll pick up a 2 gallon of whole. Time to get mooked out.
mooked by Oedipus Dorfinak December 22, 2010
MOE!: Nickname for a Pittsburgh based swing band, established in 1988 by Jimmy Sapienza, playing eastern United States. With all due respect to the moe. band out of NY State. (and they DO rock!) However. This is another band inspired by and named for the Louis Jordan song entitled "Five Guys Named Moe". This band is officially called, Jimmy Sapienza's Five Guys Named MOE (TM). Singer/Songwriter and Front man, Sapienza, is backed by gifted, blind, jazz men. These guys communicate via Radar! World class performers, all. MOE repertoire includes several Louis Jordan songs, plus Louie Prima, Satchmo Armstrong, Sinatra, Martin, and Tony Bennett covers. Sapienza Originals ie: "I Love Pittsburgh" (see this video on youtube), "Short Brunettes" "Critical Condition" 'n' MOE great tunes round out their sets.. MOE is a Cocktail Nation type swing dance band that is tight as a gnats bum streched over a 50 gallon drum! They appear "loose" and "at ease" playing all types of venues.
Wow! That MOE band is as tight as a gnats bum streched over a 50 gallon drum! Go MOE!

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Tell everybody, Check out MOE!
We got a dollar forty seven, that we're gonna throw! Now, don't you play us for no chumps that's cheap. 'Cause we got 90 cents MOE that we're gonna keep!!!

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Hey Flo and Joe! Let's go see MOE! They put on a fun show!

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There's a Pittsburgh band with only Four Guys that call themselves Jimmy Sapienza's Five Guys Named MOE! But you all, for short, just call 'em MOE!
MOE! by MOEinfo:) January 27, 2010

Making grilled cheese 

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbating. Generally done in between the periods of saying goodnight to someone and actually going to sleep.
I said goodnight, but i'm actually making grilled cheese.

W.W.D.D. 

What would Ditka do?
When faced with any of life's tough choices simply think to yourself W.W.D.D. What would Ditka do?
W.W.D.D. by da Bears October 26, 2005

melonlord 

above god and full-time meme. there can only be one. That is me.
"Man! Melonlord really kicked that truck all the way to neptune?!"
melonlord by Mel0nl0rd May 25, 2017
A slang use for the word “lover".

Refers to ones imaginary lover or used to imply a person is your “lover” in a humorous manner.
Talking about your boss:

"What did your luva want a meeting for"

"Your luva called for you"

"What's the deal with your luva?"
luva by Rinda August 16, 2006

Fuzzywuzza

A man that says "He was going to do this but, and I he was going to do that"
A man that lies and flakes out.

A very lame and slow man.
Him. I WUZ coming but, my girl got the car. (Fuzzywuzza)
Him. I WUZ going to give you the money, but I went to jail.
Fuzzywuzza by mostwuntd April 26, 2023
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