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Semambya

A very attractive,smart,and kind man. Knows his way with women and is very successful in life.

Those Semambya are almost PERFECT!

Semambya by Nigga Ace July 4, 2005

Cristian

Cristian is someone who is super affectionate and kind when it comes to words. They have the most beautiful brown eyes and fluffy hair. They have a unique style and good music taste. Cristian has the most messed up humor that makes u crack up. Cristians a literal DILF. Cristian can please you easily in bed. Cristian usually pulls the most bitches especially when they have long fluffy hair.

Person 1: whose that boy with long fluffy hair and awesome style

Person 2: Yoo, you mean Cristian

Person 1: Cristian is most definitely a DILF

Cristian by Ur Hottest Ex December 6, 2022

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Shmeeple

the blue m&m that drinks green pee. it's green pee, not gatorade lemon lime. ITS GREEN PEE.

Guy: who drank the green pee?
Guy2: Shmeeple did!!

Shmeeple by ana69 November 30, 2019

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Imaginary Control Theory

The radical idea that the most powerful forces in society—Money, Individual rights, and Nation-States—are collective hallucinations we all agree to believe in. A dollar bill is just paper; a border is just a line; your "freedom" is just a story. Jiang's theory states that power is the ability to control these shared fictions and make them feel real and immutable. The most successful elites are the master world-builders who can create a new "imaginary" (like cryptocurrency or a new national identity) and get millions to buy into it.

Example: "Imaginary Control Theory explains Bitcoin: it's a new shared fiction of value, created from nothing, that competes with the old fiction of the U.S. dollar. The 'truth' is just whichever story more people believe and enforce. It's all a meta-game of make-believe with tanks and bank accounts."

Imaginary Control Theory by Abzugal January 24, 2026

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wissia

Penis sucker

“Bro like my wissia was so good last night”

wissia by Wissia_20019 January 26, 2023

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Rinnegan

The Rinnegan is the only dōjutsu able to fully decipher the Sage of Six Paths' stone tablet. ... The Rinnegan grants the user a shared field of vision with their Six Paths of Pain, the creatures summoned through the Animal Path, and the King of Hell, all of which possess copies of the Rinnegan in their own eyes.

Rinnegan is the strongest eye from “Three Great Dojutsu”. Rinnegan is a rare power that only appears when someone receives chakra from the Otsutsuki Clan or their descendants or by combining Sharingan with Hashirama Cell.

Madara Rap I made:
All of ya Ninjas should know me
You're on a level below me
I'm like oni
You are phoney
Oh please
I'm one and only
I've got action
Then i'll take my possesion

Bringer of peace
I am unleashing the beast

GOD MODE
Rah
You are deceased
Now that my power's increased
GOD MODE

rah

I can't be beat
Bodies they lay on my feet
GOD MODE
rah

Chakra release
Betting you wanna retreat
GOD MODE

rah

Bringer of peace
I am unleashing the beast

GOD MODE
Rah
You are deceased
Now that my power's increased
GOD MODE

rah

I can't be beat
Bodies they lay on my feet
GOD MODE
rah

Chakra release
Betting you wanna retreat
GOD MODE

rah

(I shall change this world with Rinnegan)

Rinnegan by GokuAnanta_SSJB November 17, 2020

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